THE RECIPE FOR TASTING EARLY AWARDS
Required Items:
Fired Cheese Pieces
Threshing Tool the Slut Way Down
Zap Stick
Gallon Balsamic Spritz Hot Droplets
Round Hearth Seasoned Up
100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat
Tawny Webbing Mega Wide
120 Hooks No Barbs
10 Squid
300 Cocktail Bread
Pleasant Room
Multi Herbs Perfection Connected
STEPS
1. We're forced to eat in the trained ways. Increase heat in your Round Hearth Seasoned Up to minorly 450 Degrees F. If you feed guests raw objects they will remember it: listen up or lose out!
2. Cube 10 Squid. Don't try it with a hatchet because then pretty poorly you've mangled what mattered. An assistant with fierce senses should spend prep in your Pleasant Room affixing Tawny Webbing Mega Wide right on a wall in a dancing way. Tell that asshole that each tight knot receives a Hook No Barb until they're used up.
3. Connect your Threshing Tool the Slut Way Down over your Round Hearth Seasoned Up. The two tools must steam in each other's admiration. Prepare for a real sizzle, because now you'll combine your Squid and 100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat right in there. Watch some juice go down.
4. Check on your assistant through the intercom. If she doesn't have every Hook No Barb at attention tell her she eats shit. Then command her to get it done! Arrange your 300 Cocktail Bread so they may be carried over to the Pleasant Room. It's exciting to place Fired Cheese Pieces on half your Cocktail Bread Collection.
5. Spoon your hotsy cube Squid and 100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat right on your Cocktail Bread and close each in a sandwich way. Everyone's done this. Carry these objects right to the Pleasant Room and get your assistant out of there. She's a wreck.
6. Drop each morsel on a hook. Once done, spray it all with abandon using your Gallon Balsamic Spritz Hot Droplets for color and sour excess. Call that idiot back in and place the Zap Stick in her hand. Have her touch Tawny Webbing Mega Wide. Get 'em on up!
7. Your Multi Herbs Perfection Connected are frivolous garnish. Pop them for scent through your big dish. Top recognition is yours as you watch party people eating Tasting Early Awards right off the hook like baby birds!
Fired Cheese Pieces
Threshing Tool the Slut Way Down
Zap Stick
Gallon Balsamic Spritz Hot Droplets
Round Hearth Seasoned Up
100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat
Tawny Webbing Mega Wide
120 Hooks No Barbs
10 Squid
300 Cocktail Bread
Pleasant Room
Multi Herbs Perfection Connected
STEPS
1. We're forced to eat in the trained ways. Increase heat in your Round Hearth Seasoned Up to minorly 450 Degrees F. If you feed guests raw objects they will remember it: listen up or lose out!
2. Cube 10 Squid. Don't try it with a hatchet because then pretty poorly you've mangled what mattered. An assistant with fierce senses should spend prep in your Pleasant Room affixing Tawny Webbing Mega Wide right on a wall in a dancing way. Tell that asshole that each tight knot receives a Hook No Barb until they're used up.
3. Connect your Threshing Tool the Slut Way Down over your Round Hearth Seasoned Up. The two tools must steam in each other's admiration. Prepare for a real sizzle, because now you'll combine your Squid and 100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat right in there. Watch some juice go down.
4. Check on your assistant through the intercom. If she doesn't have every Hook No Barb at attention tell her she eats shit. Then command her to get it done! Arrange your 300 Cocktail Bread so they may be carried over to the Pleasant Room. It's exciting to place Fired Cheese Pieces on half your Cocktail Bread Collection.
5. Spoon your hotsy cube Squid and 100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat right on your Cocktail Bread and close each in a sandwich way. Everyone's done this. Carry these objects right to the Pleasant Room and get your assistant out of there. She's a wreck.
6. Drop each morsel on a hook. Once done, spray it all with abandon using your Gallon Balsamic Spritz Hot Droplets for color and sour excess. Call that idiot back in and place the Zap Stick in her hand. Have her touch Tawny Webbing Mega Wide. Get 'em on up!
7. Your Multi Herbs Perfection Connected are frivolous garnish. Pop them for scent through your big dish. Top recognition is yours as you watch party people eating Tasting Early Awards right off the hook like baby birds!
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