NYGA\B

New York Guys Around With Braces

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Slivers and Shivers: AN ADJUSTMENT!

Pleasure Principles Put Down: NYGA\B's Raining Agenda

For obvious reasons Doctor Eight prefers that we pop out a list. Our nighttime activity is bent out of shape in a major way, and I have the authority to say pick up your baby dreams and get peaceful: It's an indoor night.

1. Roll call. Nothing new here. Plebe shit-eaters that mosey in out of step, catch the drift: you're a disappointment just like last time. Your reward: all the heavy lifting.

2. Circle report. Eyes straight straight ahead, maintain the new-age energy wheel, and aught full-on tossing your big wins and significant loss to the middle. Here's a real point of interest. Mark-Douglas Kenner and Junior Phil Swipe tossed their tassles into a burly tussle with American Army Veterans outside of Key Food on 7th Avenue. It has been reported that Mark-Douglas disgracefully snatched the pointy cap and snuffed it like a cigarette. Bravo to you gentlemen. You lead neatly to our next hot line item.

3. The praying game. Piss pot, they're praying that you change your mind about the big trip to Mark-Douglas and Phil Swipe's plain clothes. Two nitwits make our name mud where the great good needs full expression. You two have not seen the angry macaroni collages for your short fuses. Doctor Eight does not do dirty dishes. Welcome to the weird world of frankly nodding.

4. Snacks.

5. The Chastened Basin. Hand tremors and uncontrollable shaking. Remove your vests and dig in. We get together when we need to hash it out. The ready reason: we're not playing sports!

Chiefly,
Stephen

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