ARON EPSTEIN, RESPECTED, UN-NEGLECTED AND ABOVE-SUB

Who put the crack in the liberty bell?

Epstein.

Chummy tangle up above and no amount of ditzy dazzle have led to the public wet-mount of Aron Epstein, darling dingle and brother-in-trust. Doctor Eight has pushed notes through channels known to street walking types and the usual cutthroats in community locations that Aron Epstein is meant to be awarded.

Nothing more needs saying. Aron Epstein, NYGA\B sing your praises in a goddamn rotten way for all outside our blessing and service. Our treble will make them tremble, the timbre thicker than aught lashing-snakes in humpy guzzle. We would ask that you step out of line, but your precious place has always been outside–no small dark idea is due for scissors than your curvy path. For that you are awarded!

We plan to trade our precious dallies for your time. Where you come from is where we have lobbied to keep the glot we've gained by being us. You've earned superstition, and while your interest in joining the ranks is luke-warm, your alliance is permanent and prosperous.

Your are a pervy challenge to the linked up! You are the awarded one!

NYGA\B is in debt to your style.

You are a permanent wooden head!

THE RECIPE FOR TASTING EARLY AWARDS

Required Items:

Fired Cheese Pieces
Threshing Tool the Slut Way Down
Zap Stick
Gallon Balsamic Spritz Hot Droplets
Round Hearth Seasoned Up
100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat
Tawny Webbing Mega Wide
120 Hooks No Barbs
10 Squid
300 Cocktail Bread
Pleasant Room
Multi Herbs Perfection Connected

STEPS

1. We're forced to eat in the trained ways. Increase heat in your Round Hearth Seasoned Up to minorly 450 Degrees F. If you feed guests raw objects they will remember it: listen up or lose out!

2. Cube 10 Squid. Don't try it with a hatchet because then pretty poorly you've mangled what mattered. An assistant with fierce senses should spend prep in your Pleasant Room affixing Tawny Webbing Mega Wide right on a wall in a dancing way. Tell that asshole that each tight knot receives a Hook No Barb until they're used up.

3. Connect your Threshing Tool the Slut Way Down over your Round Hearth Seasoned Up. The two tools must steam in each other's admiration. Prepare for a real sizzle, because now you'll combine your Squid and 100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat right in there. Watch some juice go down.

4. Check on your assistant through the intercom. If she doesn't have every Hook No Barb at attention tell her she eats shit. Then command her to get it done! Arrange your 300 Cocktail Bread so they may be carried over to the Pleasant Room. It's exciting to place Fired Cheese Pieces on half your Cocktail Bread Collection.

5. Spoon your hotsy cube Squid and 100 Balboa Cube Shred Fat right on your Cocktail Bread and close each in a sandwich way. Everyone's done this. Carry these objects right to the Pleasant Room and get your assistant out of there. She's a wreck.

6. Drop each morsel on a hook. Once done, spray it all with abandon using your Gallon Balsamic Spritz Hot Droplets for color and sour excess. Call that idiot back in and place the Zap Stick in her hand. Have her touch Tawny Webbing Mega Wide. Get 'em on up!

7. Your Multi Herbs Perfection Connected are frivolous garnish. Pop them for scent through your big dish. Top recognition is yours as you watch party people eating Tasting Early Awards right off the hook like baby birds!

Rory Thompson, NYGA\B

I write me. Oh gib.

This is my big shot at name-sharing. I mean. Someone named Greg Smith pushed me around. He had a hot sister. And he was a fullback. The light off his jacket made that green go yellow in a beautiful way. He told me to do something and I did it, but my nut advantage. I was funny to the people in the class. I sucked up a spit ball snot.

The NYGA/B. Well. I’ve got something to believe in.

If I had a say in what was known as. Saw some jumping. Stephen would say aught. Thank you dr. 8 for pinning me discipline. I smelled the difference when they topped me off. I felt their hair smash my face in swirls.

No family ever teased my ass. They have a brotherhood aught peeping. Thank you dr. 8 and thank you Stephen for the airwaves. The poem you asked for:

Back when I climbed far wall
bazaar is distracting haggle and pit pence against
judge made the anger bloom gall.
Stephen pip horn the tall falls
in paper, though it was red cross. None at all.
Cheer’s done. Just pall.

NYGA\B Head Count is Paramount

Doctor Eight mandates some headcount. Plenty yucky, meet essential yellow: a task from the top has bought us the occasion to flex our muscles throughout Brooklyn, special projects executed Bronx/Manhattan.

Particular interest in this men's club will bring aught 50% response for formal poll. Funding is never the delicate issue - love is the prime game. Gawk away!

Come as you will, this is no advertising, but a plenty hot player is enjoying the date of his initial apprenticeship with the big boobs and clean dependence. He is known as Asian Bobby Brown, and he hosts tomorrow. NYGA\B attendance non-mandatory, but strongly armed.

Plan:
Cinco De Naka
Belmont Lounge
Niner.
117 E 15th St
New York, NY 10003
Between Irving and Park Avenues.

Some profile reporting part and parcel to big census will occur in following weeks.

Submitted,
Mark-Douglas Kenner, NYGA\B