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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Don't Let This Guy Into Your Store



On behalf of the NYGA\B, we issue fair warning to all salespeople regarding this jasmine-hunter. What a shleppy yank, "Lord Sheepsnake," did you think we weren't on to you?

Last seen at the Park Slope Barber Shop dishing heavy cream on the Sinatra/Bennett issue with the singing brothers. Needless to say, nary a hair was cut and "L.S." pulled a few cats' tails. You're asking: What's in it for him and why, jesus, why?

He was part of the fold. He was one of the good ones. He made a permanent loaner of his Biological Principles text to the famous Stephen, went behind his back and stole principal funds from the NYGA\B treasury. Seminal IOU's were lost, in addition to the lion's share of the christmas/tracking yarn.

"Lord Sheepsnake" knows his way around the closet. He won't be foiled easily or safely. Within 10 feet, lightly admonish him for (in this order of priority given proximity) his shoes, "muffler," or in dire straits "T-Shirt."

Post all recent photographs to the control center and be safe. We are saving Brooklyn. He will likely say he works for "Zagat" but will mispronounce that word.

We See Your Effort,
Doctor Eight

posted by Doctor Eight @ 9:28 PM  

3 Comments:

  • At October 12, 2007 at 3:08 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    sheepsnake went on a run
    down the market lane
    up the fucking block
    and knocked the egg off the wall.

    doom, hiss, thunderclap, vibrate.

     

  • At October 16, 2007 at 3:28 PM, Blogger Doctor Eight said…

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    Pattycake Pattycake, "Dan." We understand that you might be changing the landscape of contemporary cool with handclapping and smokestacking, grandstanding and rookery.

    Step off, butthead.

    I don't think D.E. even needs to know about this. I've got you in my sites, and I've been going through your trash for months.

    If it's a narrow passage, you've got to pucker up and pull hard.

    Do you have a day-rate, guest speaker?

    Kisses,
    Stephen

     

  • At October 18, 2007 at 4:32 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    three chickens on the leg.
    cabbage and koolaid.
    the painted trucker.
    free herbal viagra.

    more shrimp for the rest of us, stephen!

     

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