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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Recipe for Celebration Package

A solitary event is not mistaken for fraud if Celebration Package is evenly distributed. A favorite at meetings and in portable snack packages. Some say this is man stuff. Ok!!

Required Ingredients:

1 Unit Floral Temptation
Knobbed Gum Arabic
Strangling Oil
3 Brilliant Stones
Wrapping Crisp
5 Tins Brown Base
Water
Assorted Friendly Powder
Creepy Room

1. You’ve tried to please, and please you will. Put the Strangling Oil in a safe place. It’s bad for the mood.

2. A couple things require zesty snap. Your Knobbed Gum Arabic is a waste unless conditioned. Watch Charles in Charge. That has brotherhood and being in over the head symptoms. Keep your Knobbed Gum Arabic in your ginger hands and thumb it like a pinch pot. You’re not making a bowl! Your Unit Flower Temptation and Assorted Friendly Powder go in the bag that you knew better about. Hire a fucking person.

2. Your Brown Base is basically the thing. Naturally you combine all of it with your Wrapping Crisp and conditioned Gum Arabic. You can do whatever you want. That person you hired is like a priest, but following you. Tell them to do hocus-pocus bullshit with your mixture. It won’t change anything.

3. This is the impressive part. Take that mixture (your person thinks it’s magical!) and smoothly braid it from where you are to your Creepy Room. While that person still believes in you, tell them to empty the bag of Unit Flower Temptation and Assorted Friendly Powder in the Creepy Room in a perfect pile at the terminus of the braided Brown Base, Wrapping Crisp and conditioned Knobbed Gum Arabic. So now you have that braid running right into your pile, and the person you hired might say, “Why did you do this?” Never mind him.

4. Your 3 Brilliant Stones plop neatly into the powder pile and drink your Water right down. You will be running soon. Give the Strangling Oil to that person you hired and say, “Hey, go figure this Strangling Oil out in our Creepy Room.” Shut the door and walk towards the beginning of that braid you made. Light it with fire.

5. First hand, you will understand the mystery of a perfect Celebration Package. Those results will be coming in for the rest of your life. Consider it!

Dict.(Not proofed):Stephen

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