RECIPE FOR TASTING MACARONI AND CHEESE TWO YEARS BEFORE YOUR DAD'S HEART EXPLODES

Required Items:

1 Box Macaroni and Cheese With Attendant Consolidated Cheezy Flavor Packet
1 Hot Pot
2 Chicken Eggs
Sauce, Hot
2 Parts Skim Milk
8 Raw Frankfurters
1 Big Big Knife
1 Refrigerator
1 Sample Tasting Tradition

STEPS

1. Carefully empty 2 Chicken Eggs into your Hot Pot. It will need around ambient 190 Degrees F to encourage your 2 Chicken Eggs.

2. Squirt Sauce, Hot right over 2 Chicken Eggs in a twisting way. You ought not to mix it further than the swirling that you pump through the air. Monitor your Hot Pot and its relationship to this new mixture.

3. Things are warming up. Utilize your Big Big Knife to coin the 8 Raw Frankfurters.

4. Drink down that Sample Tasting Tradition. You need it here.

5. Distribute your Box Macaroni and Cheese With Attendant Consolidated Cheezy Flavor Packet right into that Hot Pot along with your 2 Parts Skim Milk. The order of this is really crucial.

6. Can't wait! After that's done cooking you need to drop it right in the Refrigerator for some time. Don't be concerned with texture, your Hot Pot needs to descend to at least 22 Degrees F.

7. Pull that Hot Pot from your refrigerator and plop coin 8 Raw Frankfurters in there and you've got the final mixture.

8. Serve it in wide striped bowls to three nine year olds and a six year old. Don't take no for an answer when they balk. Offer them ketchup to pass into that mixture. Ensure they eat every bite for you.

Be careful what you wish for!