NYGA\B

New York Guys Around With Braces

Monday, February 07, 2005

A Big Lesson


Our Digital LIfe:) When you're in bed at night you like to feel like you're in a cocoon, not a drunk humping canoe ride with NO RULES.
Originally uploaded by Doctor Eight.


Cube your head. Ok ok ok. Use a fancy laser beam, preferably a waffly matrix of intersecting laser beams with unlasered spaces between = one square centimeter. Pass that through your head's X-axis. You may need a helper to hold things together. All right. Now pass the lacing together lasers down your Y-axis. Things are about to get real messy. Make sure you stop the laser's progress at your important neck! Ask your helper to collect cubes of your head on a very clean and reflective tray and carry them over to the photography corner. Take detailed and precise digital photographs of every side of each little piece of your head from that metal tray. Depending on the size of your head there could as many as 700 pieces, so don't settle in for a long winter's nap! BE ALERT. Ok, almost done. Take all of those photographs and place them into your computer. Arrange them in there. What you've got is a perfect digital version of your head - inside and out, and if you're really good at computers, you can make it move right there on the screen!

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